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clairamel

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  • May 17
  • United States
  • Deviant for 15 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
"This is my counter strike. Right here, my call to arms. I've scarred my battle cry, it's "Search and Destroy", you fucking whore." -.Murder Was The Case They Gave Me.

Dr. Clair Vaughn Lobotomy, licensed Medical Doctor to the Monsters, also known to the public and various patients as Clair Von B.

Current Residence: Bostoooon
Favourite genre of music: punk, baby.
Favourite photographer: Jeremy Saffer and Miss-Deathwish
Favourite style of art: Pin-ups! Photography and photo manipulation. and the classic stuff.
MP3 player of choice: iPod classic, 150 gig. black.
Skin of choice: (decaying)
Favourite cartoon character: Batman, of course :)
Personal Quote: "I'd rather die than give you control." -NIN

Favourite Visual Artist
this bitch: http://greenjasminetea.deviantart.com/
Favourite Movies
Juno, Accepted, Zack and Miri, Suth park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Batman, Dracula, Candyman
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
A7X, the Offspring, misfits, horrorpops, cobra starship, MSI, FOB, MCR, the Distillers, Pantera, AFP
Favourite Writers
Raymond Chandler (i fucking HATE Twilight)
Favourite Games
Mumbletypeg
Tools of the Trade
my DICK. Just kidding. Also Photoshop and my brain.
Other Interests
Music, Tattoos, dudes, Adventures, and vampires. and zombies. Psychology, sociology and medicine.

gay sex

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it occurred to me today that the reason homophobes hate gays is because they've never had gay sex. Come on, who's better at eating pussy than a girl? she knows what feels good on her, and what feels good on other girls. And who gives better blowjobs than dudes? No one. Gay sex is awesome, you guys. You wouldn't hate it if you had it.
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So on dA, I'm always seeing really amazing fanart for the anime Vampire Knight. So, although I'm not really an anime person I decided to watch it. And, in classic Clair style, got totally enthralled in it. I watched the first season, then found out the second season was only available in Japanese, which is annoying. So I went ahead and read all the episode synopses on Wikipedia. And the whole thing ends with incest. Why don't they just stab me? Cause that would be way less uncomfortable than finding out this entire series is based in inbreeding. Yeah the two love birds are brother and sister. She didn't know, but HE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME.
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Today, I looked at my dA comments for the first time in many months and saw that a juggalo I had written a comment about had commented back saying the following: "I almost forgot to tell you.. Fuck your one little random comment, I hope it helped you get through your time of the month." I wrote out a witty response and was ready to reply, with that feeling of unwarranted self importance about my cleverness brewing in my belly, when BOOM BLOCKED BY USER Juggalos want you to say things 'to their faces" and then block you because of one comment. It wasn't even very scathing. Now I do realize that it's rather childish to stir the pot with an
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Happy Birthday!:cake::cake::cake:
Thank You very much for the :+fav: ! :hug:
Thanks for faving my :: Pretty Rave Girl:: I appreciate it :D
thank you so much for the fav :)
Thank you for the fav!~
hi Claire ^^ this is Jen :) (Jeremy's sister :P)